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Haiku Review: The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
The Phantom Menace (1999) Annoying slave boy teams up with dumb frog-rabbit, also annoying Attack of the Clones (2002) Lots of lightsabers and lots of stupidity Plus, awkward romance Revenge of the...
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Kryptonian Kourt: The Wachowski Siblings
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, The Wachowski’s are world-famous for being the creators and visionaries behind The Matrix Trilogy. Released in the spring of 1999, it became a sleeper blockbuster that...
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I Don’t Get It…: Star Wars
For the last few weeks, Brian and I have been waxing on about all the possible plot holes and issues with the Star Wars saga. We nitpicked the hell out of it yet, despite it’s flaws and issues, we love...
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STAR WARS BLOWOUT!!
In honor of the picture opening today, which is probably good not great, here is a comprehensive, exhausting, unnecessary list of everything we’ve ever done on here that’s Star Wars related, which is a...
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Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens Review
Some Spoilers Ahead—Beware! Brad: So after my drive and slumber I’ve come to the conclusion that it was just a great start for Star Wars. It’s just like Star Trek—great movie, great action, great story...
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Gross!: Adjusted for Inflation
So now it’s finally official that Star Wars: A Horse is Shaken has surpassed Avatar as the highest grossing movie of all time… right? Well, sure, if you hate math and common sense and ponytails on blue...
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